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About Me

The Basics

  • Name: Brandon H Mays
  • Age: 18
  • D.O.B: 11th March 1992
  • Location: Doncaster, England
  • Nationality: 50% English, 50% Swedish and a dash of German. SCHNELL!!!

Warning: Rambling Ahead

Hi people. I dunno how many people read these types of pages but I do because I'm a nosey sod and like to know useless facts about people. I have scared many people at school by knowing their birthdays without them having ever told me lol.
So like. My internets alias is Jolty (no matter what screen name I use people call me Jolty), which you may call me unless you know me offline. I am 18 but harbour no interest in getting hammered every night, which seems to be what "kids my age" do. I live in England, Doncaster to be specific, which is up north. My mum is Swedish and my dad is a Londoner, and they only moved to this crappy place because house prices were low. I want to live in Nottingham at some point which is the best place ever because it was the setting of Best Day Ever.
I live with my dad, stepmum, brother, sister and a load of pets. I have about 14 cats at the moment, and 4 dogs among other smaller pets.
I'm in sixth form at school (year 13), studying english literature, history and ancient history. It's pretty cool most of the time but it can do my freaking head in. If all goes to plan, I will be going to Nottingham for university in October YEAAAAAAH! I shall be studying History and International Relations. Yes I am a huge nerd.

I've been drawing all my life, I remember the first comics I drew were of a dalmation dog called Sally and her best friend Ben the golden retriever. Which is now hilarious as I now have a brother called Ben and he loves golden retrievers. I also drew Sonic the Hedgehog comics for years and then started pokemon ones. There was one about chickens too. I started Star Guys in 2007 and so far it is the only series that has gained a fanbase and that I actually bothered to carry on with. The fact that I started it at age 14 scares the hell out of me...