Welcome to Joey and Jolty's Home

it's been 10 years since that update 2 down from this one, so joey and jolty's home is TWENTY YEARS OLD today. that's insane!!

So I recovered some old stuff and reuploaded it? If you're still here, hi

on 17th may 2003, pretty sure it was a sunday, after my mum had been showing me how she made her own websites and after i had worked on a few pages and stuff for a pokemon fansite, joey and jolty's home went live. that was exactly ten years ago today.
i know this site has been dead for years but. a whole decade ago, man. gen 3 of pokemon was just coming out in english then, and now we're getting gen 6. and i still love pokemon as much as i did back then.

hi JJH turned nine years old on 17th May
do you feel old yet
I sure as balls do

Happy Freddie Day!
New page under RBY. I haven't had the time to make any more at the moment, but from 18th September onwards I will be able to update anytime I like so REJOICE!

I made this layout ages ago. I just never put it up. I updated the about me page also.
WATCH THIS SPACE but not too intently, I start school on Tuesday and who knows how much free time I shall have.

RIGHT KIDS. I was going to scrap this site as its like useless, but I promised JrP that I would put his Silver Walkthrough up, so there it is.
I will think of something to do with this monstosity of a site ok? And Stardust Speedway and Ninja Bunnies have definitely been scrapped.

So I got rid of... half the content of this part of the site.
So many pokemon sites these days are identical. I have no idea what to put here, to make it unique. The most original thing I have is Star Guys and that has its own site. Stardust Speedway also has no use to me now since I have lost interest in Sonic. Its extremely sad really... the reason why I got into gaming, my first fandom ever, the majority of my life between age 4 and 11, has gone to hell. The new games disappoint me so much. All games since Heroes have. As I always say, everything popular goes to hell one day (when my comic does, I will cry, lol).
Ninja Bunnies will be turned into an art showcase thingy. Like DA, but... more my own.
So... emails for JJH suggestions please?? :|

Sorry I haven't been updating this site much, its just that there's nothing TO update and Star Guys takes up most of my time.

But I am updating now to tell you WHY Artemis isn't part of this site, since way too many people are asking.
Artemis is a character who belongs to my ex. He asked if Artemis could be part of the site (because he liked to be a part of every single aspect of my life, EVERY SINGLE ASPECT), so I made Artemis a JJH character. However, being the overcontrolling, nagging, backbone-less, furry whore he was, me and Artemis's creator split up. SO since I wanted nothing to do with him anymore, I got rid of Artemis. I didn't even want him on the site to start with.
And that is why Artemis is no longer on the site.

New oekaki again. The Oekakiart one was only temporary.

I put up some Comics by 3 different people. :) I hope they're happy.
Anderm... I remade the starter page (I BROUGHT BACK THE GAME SECTION?!?!?!?!?) and the Favourites page.

Oh my GOD, its JUNE tomorrow. ALREADY. I think this is the only time I've ever been ANNOYED about it, because that means just ONE MONTH untill work experience. Ugh.
Anyway, EPISODE 35 IS UP. Its the best one to date (humour, not quality).
P.S. Liam, if you check this site, IT HAS AN AURORA BOREALIS JOKE IN IT. ALTON TOWERS, MAN!

We WELL has a new affiliate: THE BOOKS OF FIRE.
Also, ALSO, some NEW LINK BUTTONS.

...all the stuff is back... I don't get it. Its like we... weren't hacked at all. So I erased all that swearing below.
I made a new 404 page. That is all.

A big [GASTRODON] YOU to the hacker.
Yeah, we got hacked. So half the stuff from the site is missing right now. BUT NEVER FEAR, for some stuff is on my mum's computer, and some stuff can be easily re-made. Stardust Speedway will be made from scratch though :| There's nothing on this comp.
The only perfectly preserved section is the Star Guys site, as I made it less than a week ago and all the files are on this comp.

This site took 4 years to make. Nobody gets away with putting four [GASTRODON]ing years of my life down the [GASTRODON]ing toilet.
And if you have a problem with my swearing, then get out, I don't give 2 shits. If YOU had something you put your soul into for the last 4 years of your life, you would swear and be full of rage.

HAPPY 4TH BIRTHDAY JJH!!
FOUR years. Oh my god. How much arse am I kicking now?
I got a lotta updates. 1) I KEEP forgetting that there is a NEW oekaki as the old one glitched up :( Sorry guys
2) Ninja Bunnies has a tutorial section!! There's only 2 there for now, but hey at least that place is updated, lol.
3) I will no longer be putting Star Guys up here. THEY HAVE THEIR OWN SITE NOW!! I spent 7.5 hours in one day on that site so be happy.
And expect some more characters soon.

Episodes 26-28 of Star Guys!! WARNING WARNING SMEGGING WARNING: If you are uncomfortable about homosexuality, #26 will not go down very well for you. And you may never want to read any issues ever again.
I updated the Favourites page with GASTRODON and Shellos. I would add more but my god I am so darn lazy! I just SHOT out the 2 banners that are up. I SHOT them out. Tis why they look so OH MY GOD AWFUL.
Oh dear lord its 1am. MY EYES HURT

Ok dudes we have a new affiliate: Mushhuis! Please visit it, its bloddy good for a 12 year old owner. When I was 12 JJH looked like THIS. Jeeeeesus.
Oh and POLL ON COMIC PAGE. As well as Episode 25.

Episode 24 of Star Guys, and holy crap we have more comics up that are NOT by me!! They're by my good friend Liam. They're under my stuff on the comic page.

Right, the fanlistings were crowding the right hand menu, so they have their own page now. Obviously I joined a ton more.
Episodes 18-23 of Star Guys and some fanart. If I forgot to put yours up please tell me.

Episode 17 and a fanart.

No April Fools joke today guys, I did it last night on the forum. :P
And, could you all please read the Splash page. I got an email from someone saying how my comics aren't child friendly. Well, they weren't intended for children. There's a new one up by the way. Episode 16 of Star Guys.
Yes I expect to lose affiliates over this, its their loss. I am 15, so therfore I aim to please people of similar age.

Episodes 12-15 of Star Guys. Also, the cat and dog page has been updated.

Hi I'm 15 now. My beefday was one of the best days of my life, I love my friends <3 AND AND HAR I AM NOW 19 DVDS RICHER.
Dudes I have updated: My page (2 new fandom banners and age update lol), Comic page (new Star Guys episodes), character page (another dude up and I added THEME SONGS!), new fortunes (old ones are still there though lolz) and I updated this page because I'm cool.
O rite and WOOHOO AZOLTARD STYLE.

So I had another BROADBAND IS DEAD period. But I fixed it fo sho with the power of GETTING ANOTHER EXTENSION CABLE THINGY. Oh I'm so technical.
I... joined a lot of fanlistings. I COULD JOIN THEM TILL I DIE. There's too many. Dayyym. AND COMICS, GO READ THEM NOW, the Star Guys have their own series!! Yeeeeah.
Tis my beefday on the 11th. So then I can lie about my age SLIGHTLY LESS. Haha, when we're all at the movies on the day the ticket guy will be all "How old are you?" And I'll be like "FIFTEEN TODAY! Can I get in free?"

EDIT: uh the new comic links failed. My bad. They be fixed now. Lol some fanart up.

Star Style all done. A BUCKETLOAD OF CHRACTERS ADDED.
Ugh, why does nobody come to this site anymore? Or want to affiliate for that matter? If its because of that big lot of swearing LAST YEAR AND ONCE, then you really, really suck.

Happy Valentine's day. Lol this is the first time since 2004 that I've not looked forward to it.
Star Style PARTLY fixed.

Check me out updating every day :D I added a new page, The Poke Dance. Its basically a load of animated gifs that I made, "dancing" to music. There's 3 musics to choose from. But they're polyphonic (meaning .mid files, not .mp3), because mp3 files won't work globally.

Skarmory, 1337 and Celebi style have been fixed. Only two more!! :D Star Style's banner will take forever though, lol. And Azoltard Style wil replace puppy style - feel free to complain now. Its like that because... well, Artemis has no part of this site now, and the puppies are half � Artemis's creator too. :/ Gah. Complicated.
I also added a load of links on the right hand menu.

EDIT: Oh right, 1337 banner explanation. That's Jolty in ice dragon form, Toerag the Mew (yeah I decided in pokemon world she's a Mew, in Catscratch world she's just a cat :P) and Ninja Azy as you know.

New quiz: What Colour Are You. God I used caring and helpful on 3 differen results, lol.
As you see, the games section is gone. Why? It was AWFUL, and you can find that info ANYWHERE.

Joey style fixed, old banner. I wanted to keep it. :( Spheal style also fixed, but I LOVE that background so that STAYS FOR GOOD PEOPLE OK. Oh and if anyone cares, I'll be putting all the old banners (or the good ones at least) on my deviantART - THIS IS THE LINK.
I got an interesting email today. From someone who used to visit this site (used to... ;-;), but stopped when I removed a lot of the fanfiction. She's asked if I could bring back all the fics by Latios, so being the amazing person/thing I am, I'VE BROUGHT THEM BACK. Guys go read them please they are amazing.

OMG. I've been SLAVING AWAY for about a WEEK trying to get Jolty style to look PERFECT in both browsers that people care about. SO NOW IT LOOKS RIGHT IN FIREFOX AND INTERNET EXPLORER.
Anyway... it was Azy's 16th yesterday so Happy Beefday to her :DD There's some fanart up. And Azy style has been pimped up too. Yay

Ok I changed Jolty style. They're all going to look like that soon, because they all suck.

OH MY GOD. I AM UPDATING FROM FREEOLA, FROM HOME ON MY PIMPED UP FIXED COMPUTER. HOLY HELL. OH MY GOD. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Real updates will come soon :)

Okok I got lotsa shiz updated today :)
Comics, fanart, my sprites, contact me, polls, my favourite pokemon, about me and AZY DA SYKIK. There are NEW fortunes, and there's FIFTY of them. FIFTY. Oh, most styles have been tweaked a bit too.
And Azy is 16 on the 2nd of February k.

Hope you all had a happy new year, I know I didn't. :(
Pet page updated foo. Aswell as sprites. AND A NEW PAGE: Fakes!!!
Good captain christ I need to redo about half the sections on this site...

2 new pages under "Stuff".
Hope you all had a good xmas, I know I did. :D And have a happy new year too.

Ok, first of all, I made an xmas pic, as you can see. Gawd there's a bit of a scroll to get down here... lol.
AND NOW. For something seriously important. My deviantART account has been hacked. Some sad, sad bastard has changed the email and password to it. IF YOU'RE OUT THERE, I'D SAY SOMETHING REALLY MEAN TO YOU BUT THERE'S KIDS HERE SO I CAN'T. Give it up, CHANGE IT BACK YOU MORON and if I EVER find you I will KILL YOU. Or at least try to ruin your internet life.

OMG THEY ACTUALLY DID IT. But freeola doesn't work wtf. So I'm at my mum's house again. UPDATED: fanart, comics, favourite pokemon, sprites.

The guys from BT need to fix my phone line and then I can update from home again.

WELL DUDES we have 2 new styles! And Azy, 1337, Spheal and Joey have all been edited (Joey and Spheal a LOT). The 100 Things to Say Over IM page works now, a new 100 List and 2 sprites. Pretty sure that's the lot.

OH MY LORRRRD MY COMP IS FIXED. However, freeola doesn't work on it so no updates from home for a bit. The quiz ACTUALLY WORKS NOW, by the way.

AND OBEY THE KYRIE!

I finally remade the what pokemon are you quiz. There's 15 possible answers, and I haven't seen most of the pokemon used in any other quizzes. :P

I SUPPOSE YOU WANT AN EXPLANATION. Ok. In July, a lightning storm hit my street, which killed my internet (the cable coming from the phone socket and the internal modem) and it STILL HASn'T BEEN FIXED YET. So I've been living off my dad's computer. My mum will be getting my comp fixed soon though. :)

Right, Bifty style's banner is temporarily dead because the new banner is still on my dad's comp, but it should be up later today. Same with the updated 10 things to say over IM list.

UPDATED PAGES: FAQs, Link to JJH, Contact Me, Characters, Azy Da Sykik, Polls (Loads of new ones), 100 Ways to Annoy Me and the AAP pages are gone. They sucked.

Yeah I'm alive. And everything to do with Artemis has been wiped from this site, except in the quiz. So Artemis style is now Spheal style. Also have a look at my page, its been updated a bit.

TO THE FORUMS: I am INCREDIBLY sorry for the events over the past few days. You guys didn't deserve to be dragged into this AT ALL, and I think the one who DID drag you in deserves to have his ass banned. Rave I'm sorry for having to use your account, Chaomey I'm sorry for using yours without asking, Damien I'm sorry for yelling at you, mods I'm sorry your powers got cocked up and the rest of the members I'm sorry again because you were dragged into a war between me/Chaomey/AK and him.

TO YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHO YOU ARE: Get the hell off my forums, and don't come back. And I'm not going to apologise to you. You don't deserve it.

Also, you guys have seen Bifty style, yeah? Well. On the 15th of June, she passed away. She died in her sleep, so she was in no pain. I made this banner:

Feel free to use it.

HOLY BUCKETS OF SPAM ON TOAST. Its been a month since I updated. BUT its JJH's BEEFDAY!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY 3RD BIRTHDAY TO JJH

To think this site was once GREEN with red comic sans text and jpg pics and a multicoloured table of contents. And crap paint pics.

I updated my page and the character page. There IS more coming, I swear. Oh yes, new Jolty style banner. People who know me very well will now be laughing.

WE HAVE AN OEKAKI!!!!!!!!!!!!! That will NOT die and WORKS PERFECTLY.

And I put up more fanart. :) And another 100 list.

It was Joey's birthday on Wednesday (the 5th), so happy 13th to Joey. :) I've updated the Characters page.

I banned myself on my forums yesterday. XDDD It was so funny, but then I couldn't get myself back, even with using a g-mod's account. In the end I had to give access to the acp for banned people (with the g-mod's account) and then re-adminize myself from there, since only the root admin can edit their account. I scared the hell out of everyone online at the time, so I'm not doing that again. Don't try this at home kids.

Lozl lozl LOZL. The last update was an April Foolz joke. :) I was kinda disappointed to only get 1 email about it... XD

Hrm. I should really be getting on with SS and NB... but I'm too lazy. XD Oh well, I got 2 weeks of no school, so go me.

And as soon as I stop typing, I get an idea... OH ITS BRILLIANT. I will make a page on NB totally consisting of ORANGE THINGS. Wow, I've had loads of great ideas recently... XD

I've sold the domain. You heard me, I sold it. For �35.

But never fear, I didnt sell it to some d00d who will kill JJH, I sold it to David Sykes, aka Rave. He's the new admin, and now I'm just a forum g-mod.

I'm sure he'll do well with the site, he can make flash movies. :)

If you would like to complain, please post HERE. Guests can post.

SS and NB have hit counters now (I had SS's old one on my bravenet account :D). And I added a Guestmap. Mark where abouts you are in the world. :) Really neat, that is. It's accessable from the left menu on all 3 sites and from the Entrance.

Stardust Speedway is back, but as a mini site. No forums for it though, they got deleted. Ninja Bunnies is available for veiwing, but there isn't anything there yet. The Sitely menu has all the links. :)

I added a kewl random text thingy on the right menu. :D

It was my beefday on Saturday. O: I ARE 14 NOW, GO ME! SO I updated the ME page.

AND I put up like 50 fanart pics. More will be up soon. :) Thar's another 100 List coming soon, too.

I've been tweaking all the styles slightly. Yay.

NEW POLLS!!!!! :3 Go have a look.

There's a little extra on the Faves page. :P Right at the bottom. Argh, there was another minor thing but I've totally forgotten what it was...

NEW STYLE! Puppy Style. Starring Sakura, Ryuusei and Niji, Jolty and Artemis's children. :D Its the last style I'm going to make. I've also moved all the style links under the banner, to save room.

SEVEN DAYSSSSS~

Poll deleted. DAMN, that was CLOSE. In 3rd place, with 20 votes, Orange Watermelons. In 2nd place, with 21 votes, Jolty's Eggs (unlucky, Deretto ;-;). And in 1st place, with 22 votes, Ninja Bunnies! I actually wanted orange Watermelons to win at first, but due to offline events, I didn't mind what would win. That was really close, though... thanks for voting, d00ds. :)

Faves page is DONE!!! Keep voting in ze poll plz.

CRAP-O. I told myself I'll decide the random site's name when I get 50 votes. I have 50, and there's a goddamn tie. XD You guys better not be voting twice. I made the poll so that you can vote once a year, but still. And I haven't voted. KEEP VOTING. Lets go for 75 this time.

Oh yes, new comic (ITS A FAN COMIC!) and another site under Reccomended Sites, after much nagging. XD And the awards have been REMADE again, so if you've won one, could you update the image please? :3 The old ones looked terrible.

It's my 14th beefday in 9 days. (11th March) Buy me an orange.

Hurr hurr hurrrrr. Some person told me I should update (or upgrade as they said it) the site more. For the past month I've been updating around every 3 days. I hate stupid emails. I remember this one time someone threatened to kill my mum because the Regi-catching guide was "a fake".

Updates. THE COMIC PAGE HAS CONTENT. I never knew I had so much crap on my computer... XD Oh, some are quite rude. So not all of my comics are suitable for all ages. There's a warning there, and I'm warning you now. If you go and look and then come to me and complain, I really won't give a toss. You've had your warning, so its YOUR FAULT if you "clicked out of curiosity". And this is my site, so I can do what I want with it. No complaints.

Well, I'm stupid. CURSE THE REPLACE FUNCTION ON NOTEPAD. K the quiz codes work now.

First item of news, WE HAVE A NEW STYLE. Star Style. I'm lovin' it. :D (it has a lot of background images, be warned)

And we HAVE A QUIZ! Which JJH Character are You.

There's also another new page under Stuff, Reccommended Sites. :D

EDIT: GET IN THERE, 200,000 hits!!!!!!!!!! ^_^ Thanks guys. :DDDD

Sorry to that person for that last update.

I made a load of new link buttons. Yay.

On a completely unrelated note, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! (I had mine on Friday so I win :P)

K new sprites, more st00f about me and some 100 Lists pages! Well, one. 100 Ways to Annoy Jolty. I'm making a separate page for my favourite pokemon, because they're taking over my ego page. And I like my ego page. Its keeeeeeeewl. ;-;

EDIT: Oekaki = NOT DEAD.

HAPPY LATE 15TH BIRTHDAY AZY! ^^ (it was on the 2nd) Holy shi- er... turnips, she was 12 when she first appeared here. o_o So now she has slightly less trouble getting into 15-rated movies. XD

UPDATES: About Me, Sprites, Fanart, Contact Me and the Index Pages on the left menu work now.

Edit: I forgot to say, we have a new affiliate, Tengu no Ryuu. I misspelt the url and thought they died. XD Go vist now.

YES, REAL UPDATES. Since I had a load of index pages left over, I decided to put them to good use, so it you click the headings on the menu, you'll get an index page.

The JJH character page has been heavily updated, and 11 new sprites on my page, and an award I forgot to put up. And probably something else I forgot.

I have a div thingy for updates now. And I've been spending HOURS perfecting Ninja Azy Style. @_@ Now I must start on the rest... omg the bill's going to be huge with the amount of time I've been on freeola today.

ARGH I still have homework to do after all this. ><; *beep*NUGGETS.