JJH Characters

More like Jolty's random characters.

The Main Dudes

Jolty

Name: Jolty
Species: Jolteon
Gender: Female
Age: 15 in human years
Likes: 1337, oranges, strange words, music, being weird, Slugmas, flash movies, ninjas, lefties
Dislikes: Idiots, poop, theifs, Golbats, people who think they're "iNsAnE" but aren't, the smell of farts
Birth date: 11th March
Trademark: Glasses
Theme song: Minority - Green Day
General Info: She's strange. Everyone thinks so. She loves orange things. She is also a 1337 |\/|@$+4, and she can type obviously. She's also very intelligent, but really good at hiding it.
Other: She has an ice dragon form, which she turns into when exposed to 1337. We have no idea why, but we think it has something to do with all the Smirnoff Ice she drinks. Also, the only official part about her appearance is the stipes and glasses. White paws and necklace don't matter.

Joey

Name: Joey
Species: Jolteon
Gender: Male
Age: 14 in human years
Likes: Flying, raves, sugar, candy, soda, shiny things, alcohol
Dislikes: Quietness, slowness, 100% serious people, being told what to do
Birth date: 5th April
Trademark: Wings
Theme song: House of Fun - Madness
General Info: He was the original star of the site. He's nice guy who's rarely sad, and loves to have fun. He can get really hyper, and loves saying "LOL" and "O RLY". Joey's faster than everyone else, even you.

Azy

Name: Azy
Species: Azumarill
Gender: Female
Age: 16 in human years
Likes: Ninjas, Australians, 1337, money, power, alcohol, pizza, AYB, Speals, money
Dislikes: Being short, Sneezul, the law, Totodiles, little kids
Birth date: 2nd February
Trademark: Hat
Theme song: Getting Away With Murder - Papa Roach
General Info: Azy is a little troublemaker. She's a money-freak, and attemps to kill anyone who comes between her and her money. Sneezul is "The Enemy", because he loves money too. Azy used to work at a Pizza Place, but she got fired and worked as a "Sykik". She still does, but she steals/borrows/begs for money most of the time. She's also a pretty good hacker and a 1337 |\/|@$+4, as is Jolty.
Other: Azy has a ninja form. Whenever she is exposed to 1337 (proper 1337, not just l13k th15), her fur turns pink and she goes all ninja. The reason? When she was 2 years old, she was used in an experiment to see if pokemon could have their natural colour changed... by science. In this experiment, her colour was going to be swapped with that of a Shiny Spheal. However, some retard messed with the coding for the whole thing (re-typed it all in 1337), so it didn't work. We know not of what happened to the Spheal, but Azy can change pink whenever she is exposed to 1337. It wears off after a while, depending on how much 1337 there was. Say, it was 2 words, the ninjaness would last 2 minutes or so.
Switch to Ninja Azy style to see what she looks like in Ninja Form (or go to Ninja Bunnies).

Club Azrael

Toerag

Name: Toerag
Species: Mew
Gender: Female
Age: 18 in human years
Likes: Power, obsessing, spamming on the internets, fire, "stabby-things", pestering chavs
Dislikes: Being silenced, the law, chavs, Sneezul, fishes
Birth date: 22nd August
Trademark: Being oddly similar to Jolty in looks
Theme song: I Can't Decide - Scissor Sisters
General info: Toerag is just as crazy (maybe moreso) as Azy. She claims to have come from another universe through a "Secret Door", and she's as crazy as she is because she misses someone (she never specifies who) incredibly. Nobody believes her, despite this being true. She's been known to n00b up internet forums (though nobody can tell what side of the gender spectrum she's on when she does this) and tends to say YOUR OPINION SUCKS.

Deliburd

Name: Deliburd
Species: Delibird
Gender: Male
Age: 21 in human years
Likes: Holidays, giving presents, bombs, snow, talking to himself
Dislikes: His bombs backfiring, Sneezul, Peewee, being sent to therapy
Birth date: 3rd January
Trademark: Bombs
General info: Deliburd is thought to be a schizophrenic. He often has conversations with himself, which involve him exchanging gifts... with himself. And usually a bomb exploding. His sworn enemy is Peewee the Pochama (ŠŠŠ DAVID PORRIT!!), who has his own news show. And beats Deliburd in slap fights a lot.

Sluggy

Name: Sluggy
Species: Slugma/Magcargo
Gender: Male
Age: 18 in human years
Likes: Skateboards, rockets, explosions, the book "Just Stupid" by Andy Griffths, anything fast
Dislikes: Being slow, Sneezul, de-evolving (it happens), being slow, being the only smart person in the club
Birth date: 14th September
Trademark: Skateboard
General info: Sluggy may not be incredibly smart, but he is the smartest of the club. He's pretty cynical and loves fast things. If he's without his skateboard, he annoys the heck out of everyone by saying "Gotta keep moving" repeatedly. Peewee the Pochama is most easily annoyed by this and steps on him a lot.

Speedy

Name: Speedy
Species: Suicune
Gender: Male
Age: he's a lot older than the rest lets leave it at that
Likes: Water, the wind (THE KIND YOU GET IN THE SKY), nature, running, everyone in the club
Dislikes: Being picked on, spicy food
Birth date: I dunno, you tell me
Trademark: He's Suicune he doesn't need one
General info: He may be Suicune, but he's a big softie. And very sensitive. He didn't like his brothers (Raikou and Entei, fool) picking on him all the time so he ran away and ended up as one of the rejects in Club Azrael. He likes prettyful things. He is usually a pack mule for Azy, but he doesn't seem to mind.

Bruiser

Name: Bruiser
Species: Charizard
Gender: Male
Age: Between 30 and 40 in human years
Likes: Beating things up, his black eye (its a sign of toughness MATE), being tall, striking fear into the hearts of the weak
Dislikes: Sneezul, weak minded fools, things that are bigger than him, being put in his place
Birth date: 1st July
Trademark: Black eye
General info: Bruiser went to a tough guy university but failed miserably and got kicked out (getting a black eye in the process), so being the big reject that he is, joined Club Azrael. He thinks he's so big and hard and that his black eye is a sign of toughness. He punches it weekly to make sure it doesn't disappear. Azy hits him a lot to make him realise that he is not a big tough guy.

Eddie

Name: Eddie
Species: Jolteon
Gender: Male
Age: 17 in human years
Likes: Showing off, himself, cars
Dislikes: Sneezul, being made to look like an idiot, being touched, bugs
Birth date: 30th April
Trademark: That expression he always has
General info: He thinks he's cool. He's not. Everytime the club goes somewhere, he always ends up embarassing them, thus resulting in a mass beating. He has an incredibly fake Brooklyn accent. His real accent is posh-Southern-English. He has an Elvis wig which he occasionally wears, which he thinks makes him extra cool. The rest of the club left him alone in vegas one which they all thought was very hilarious.

Ed (no, not the same guy)

Name: Ed
Species: Houndour
Gender: Male
Age: Nobody really knows
Likes: Babies, being a quack doctor, PUTTIN DA BABY ON DA BOTTLE, syringes, ectoplasm
Dislikes: Apples
Birth date: He forgot
Trademark: He doesn't have one
General info: Ed's I.Q is 0.004. he is very proud of it. He has an odd fascination with babies, and likes to PUT DA BABY ON DA BOTTLE as he says. He strikes fear into the hearts of many without even trying. He is a part time quack doctor and likes to inject people with... anything. Whatever he can find. In another universe he is a hyena.

Dim

Name: Dim
Species: Houndour
Gender: Male
Age: He's younger than Ed
Likes: Poo
Dislikes: um. We really have no idea
Birth date: We'll never find out
Trademark: The freaky way he wags his tail... he shakes his butt while doing so
General info: Dim's I.Q is 0.0000000000000002. Very little is known about him, besides the fact he's Ed's little brother and he collects poo. He has a giant mountain of it.

Sneezul

Name: Sneezul
Species: Sneasel (WHAT, REALLY?!)
Gender: Male
Age: 16 in human years
Likes: Betting, 22, taxis, stealing things, stamping on people's feet
Dislikes: Winning bets, being sedated, rounders pitches. Yeah he is extremely odd
Birth date: 69th Decenduary
Trademark: HIS BOGEY PUNCHING
Theme Song: Monster - The Automatic
General info: Sneezul annoys everyone. Weather its by his bogey punching (its hard to explain), his outbursts of TENTAY TOO (22), BEMPing on people's feet or diliberately losing bets just to say YOU LOST ME MY BEEEET. Azy has tried booting him out the club before, only for him to keep coming back. Sneezul smells odd.

Peewee (Š David Porrit)

Name: Peewee
Species: Pochama
Gender: Male
Age: I actually don't know
Likes: Creating armies, talking in a squeaky voice, Squidge, being evil
Dislikes: Sneezul, Sluggy, Deliburd, THE TEDIZ
Birth date: 13th May
Trademark: THE VOICE
Theme Song: I am A Raver - DJ Rankin
General info: Ok so the real Peewee was just a fairy penguin, but I pokemonified him lol. Peewee is Deliburd's sworn enemy and often beats him in slap fights. Peewee has 21 sons (all by the name of Peewee Jr, Peewee JrJr etc) and one daughter, Weepee. She has a red bow on her head and that's the only way to distinguish her from the rest. Peewee lead the army of penguins against the evil Tediz (teddies). They lost. Peewee isn't really part of the club, he just hangs around with Azy.

The Wacky News

News Reporter Electabuzz

Name: Electabuzz
Species: Electabuzz, fool
Gender: Male
Age: 42
Likes: His show, talking too loud, live reports
Dislikes: The camera guy, Pokemon Channel, Sneezul
Birth date: dunno
Trademark: AAAAAAND ITS THE WACKY NEWS, WITH ME: NEWS REPORTER ELECTABUZZ!
General info: He's the only reporter for the Wacky News. It usually rains when he reports. He has a very deranged son, Mr Elekid. He claims that PNF (from pokemon channel) stole his idea and so he forever hates Psyduck. He also hates Peewee.

Mr Elekid

Name: Mr Elekid
Species: Elekid
Gender: Male
Age: 2
Likes: Writing letters, appearing on the news, eating the mic
Dislikes: I dunno
Birth date: dunno
Trademark: I don't think he has one
General info: He's NRElectabuzz's son. He always sends in retarded letters to the Wacky News, and fake stories. He eats microphones.

Magmar The Camera Guy

Name: Magmar
Species: Magmar
Gender: Male
Age: 28
Likes: Annoying NRE, messing up the shots, using the cameras on wheels
Dislikes: NRE
Birth date: dunno
Trademark: I don't think he has one
General info: He's THE CAMERA GUY. He messes everything up on purpose just to annoy NRE, who always abuses him.

Jynx The Weather Forcaster

Name: Jynx
Species: Jynx
Gender: Female
Age: 34
Likes: The sun, going on vacation, destroying the set
Dislikes: NRE, rain
Birth date: dunno
Trademark: N/A
General info: As the WN is usually on air when it RAINS, all Jynx ever gets to say is "ITS RAINING". Over time she got extremely annoyed and quit so now Hitmonchan does both Sport and Weather.

Hitmonchan The Sports Guy

Name: Hitmonchan
Species: Hitmonchan
Gender: Male
Age: 37
Likes: Being cheesey, sports fool
Dislikes: I dunno
Birth date: dunno
Trademark: I don't think he has one
General info: THE SPORTS GUY. The sports section on the WN lasts about 5 seconds. Its always ENGLAND 5, SCOTLAND NIL (or something), BACK TO YOU ELECTABUZZ! He now does the weather as Jynx quit.

Other

Latius

Name: Latius
Species: Lati
Gender: Male
Age: Oh my, we don't know
Likes: Being a prat, flying, apple juice
Dislikes: Being smacked, how popular Latios and Latias are
Birth date: -
Trademark: He's orange. Yeaaaah.
General Info: He is the cousin of Latias and Latios, and I assume he's the brother to Laties (aka Green Š ABPikachu) and Latiis (aka Pink Š Ice Pikachu). He's the stupidest one.